Excuse me my dearest Europe, but we may need some help, even after we fell out over money and fishing and import stuff and all that palaver. Putin is being a knobhead again tbh, about gas and a mineral rich country being surrounded by us lot and that old boy, (always stinks of piss and Deep Heat), across the pond, I’m glad we are ‘sort’ of mates, what with us being neighbours and ting. Sort us out. We’ll see you right soon. Gwan. I’ll let you have a go on the wife??? And you can have Adele.
Boris Thingermejig
London
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